Hey there! My name's Karla and this is my crib. No but seriously, I pretty much live on tumblr. Anywayyyy, I love All Time Low, Demi Lovato, Fifth Harmony, and a bunch of other awesome people and fandoms. I fangirl and ship pretty damn hard. I'm open to answering pretty much anything and i'll gladly give advice if you need it. or we can just talk/fangirl. Seriously, just strike up a conversation with me. I'm awkward and shy but I guess i'm kinda funny every so often. Also i'd like to point out that I don't own anything that I post or use on my blog, except my face and a few random thoughts every so often. Okay that's pretty much it, baiiiiiii <3
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Send me a couple stars


✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = BLUE  EYES  ULTIMATE



all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic


the post that doesn’t age

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Boyfriend, yes my boyfriend

Don’t tell me if you like it

Don’t tell me if you don’t

Just stop obsessing over delusions

Camren is not gonna happen, you already know

Haha I’m not crying I’m dating you know

My boyfriend, boyfriend, yes I have a boyfriend

Yes I have a boyfriend, stop making assumptions

Keep talking it’s cool ‘cause I already told you

Pff I’m gonna do a twitlonger right now

I don’t like girls I just think they are

Hot as some guys, what’s wrong with that?

Yes I have a boyfriend and I’ll never let him go

Keep him on my photographs to make sure that you know

And he can be an asshole or everything he wants

But now I have a boyfriend, so please leave me alone

Please leave me alone

So give him a chance

'Cause I'm sure I don't like girls

I just need to be close and pretend with my boyfriend

If I was a man, Camila I would kiss you girl

I would grab your hands… (wait, I’m straight)

Yes I have a boyfriend and I’ll never let him go

Keep him on my photographs to make sure that you know

And he can be an asshole or everything he wants

But now I have a boyfriend so please leave me alone

Please leave me alone

Nanana, nanana, nanana boyfriend

Nanana, nanana, nanana not a girlfriend no

Nanana, nanana, nanana so get over it

Nanana, nanana, nanana yes I have a boyfriend

  • Track: Boyfriend, Yes My Boyfriend
  • Artist: MC Não Fui Eu
  • Album: Get a Life
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